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Ten pointless facts about me;

  • I’m the eldest child of five.
  • I’ve lived with my grandparents since I was thirteen. I was kicked out of my mothers home by her ex-boyfriend. He always was a twat and my mother only realised this when I was sixteen. I’m happy here and I’m extremely close to both of my grandparents. That’s not to say I don’t see/love my mum. I see her everyday and she’s my best friend.
  • I nearly died when I was five months old because I had a blood disease called Kawasaki which affected my blood and heart. I was in hospital for nearly three months and got better. However, to this day I have a phobia of hospitals and needles/blood. y u c k.
  • I met The Chuckles Brothers when I was five at Butlins and still remember to this day.
  • My dad knocked my two front teeth out by swinging me round. He put me down, i was still dizzy and fell face first into a table. The clumsiness has stuck with me.
  • I can’t throw anything out that means something to me. Books, photographs, trinkets, clothes etc. I’m a hoarder.
  • I’m addicted to charity shops. I’m glad it’s become cool to shop in them now. Not that I cared before like.
  • I’m born and bread in Teesside, and I hate it. I’m not proud of being from here it’s a pretty dull and disgusting place to live. I’m not staying here for the rest of my life. No way in hell.
  • I don’t think things through before I say them. Sometimes it’s funny, sometimes not as funny.
  • I have two tattoos. You can only see one of them the majority of the time, the other one is in a secret place oooo.
Bender: Are you a virgin? I’ll bet you a million dollars that you are. Let’s end the suspense! Is it gonna be… a white wedding  Claire: Why don’t you just shut up?  Bender: Have you ever kissed a boy on the mouth?  Bender: Have you ever been felt up? Over the bra, under the blouse, shoes off… hoping to God your parents don’t walk in?  Claire: Do you want me to puke?  Bender: Over the panties, no bra, blouse unbuttoned, Calvin’s in a ball on the front seat passed eleven on a school night?Probably one of the best films of all times, more to the point one of my favourite films of all time. ME SOMETHING I DON’T KNOW.
henna is my new thing.
Vivian: You’re late.  Edward: You’re stunning.  Vivian: You’re forgiven.F a v o u r i t e.I might get up early in the morning and go and buy the paper, there’s a free Love Story dvd with it and i’m beyond excited. I will spend all of tomorrow getting depressed over the fact that i’m alone on valentines day, and spend the night dancing with my girls which remind me that I DON’T GIVE A FUCK. Happy bloody valentines day losers.
"We might’ve fucked not really sure, don’t quite recall…"

"In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different."

- Coco Chanel.
messing around with college equipment.